– Have I ever popped into your head while you were masturbating? And will it happen now that
we’ve asked the question? – Yes and yes. (woman laughs) (upbeat music) Hey, what’s up? I’m Mickey, nice to meet you. What’s your name? – [Cameraman] Cameras rolling. – I’m like, scared. – [Interviewer] Who are you
and how do you know each other? – My name’s Mickey. – I’m Leanna and we used to date. – I’m Monica, this is my uncle, Richard. – [Interviewer] Do you guys get along, or is this, like, the most hated uncle? – No, no, no, he’s my favorite uncle. We use to play Barbies together. – Don’t say all that okay.
(both laughing) – I’m Riley and we just met, right now. – Mm-hmm. Why did you come to this bar tonight? – I thought my friend would be bartending, but he has the day off. – I’m just as good, if
not better than John. (blonde woman laughs)
– Way better than John. – We’re actually on a first date. We just met on Bumble yesterday. – Yup. – [Interviewer] Are you guys
ready to go through the deck? – I think so, I’m shaking.
– Who’s starting? – I’m gonna start. How confident are you
in your oral sex skills? How do you know? (laughing)
– I don’t know. – On a scale of one to, like,
nirvana, 10 being nirvana. – I don’t know, nine or 10? – I would say I’m also pretty confident. And I know because, it
never lasts very long. (both laughing) – Oh, I don’t wanna ask this. – You gotta ask me. – What’s the sex skill
you’re most proud of? – (chuckles) Oh man.
– I didn’t wanna ask that. – You know I’m gonna answer this one. – La, la, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la, la, la. – I’d like to think that I am
talented at using my tongue. (Monica laughing) My wife’s sitting over
there in the background. Is that right?
– Confirmed. (Monica laughing) (Mickey laughing) – It’s good. What is your favorite
sexual position and why? (both laughing) Ah, that’s amazing. – [Interviewer] What do you think hers is? – Doggy style. – Well, you would. – What’s the most egregious
lie you’ve ever told? – I’m just gonna drink it ’cause
I need to sip on something. (man laughing) Do you lie on dates? – Before the date I might say I’m 5’7″, when I’m really like 5’6″. (woman laughing) Do you have a preference
for people’s heights when you’re dating? – Oh yeah, of course, tall guys. – Does having a dog
change that perspective? (woman burps) – No. – You’re blushing. – What do you think is your
most unique sexual interest? – Why are you yelling at me? (laughs) Well, one thing that I think is fun, that I just want to go and experience is, there’s parties, once a month, downtown. But it’s basically just
like a big ol’ orgy. – [Interviewer] Are you
inviting him to an orgy? (laughs) – I mean if you wanna go, I’d even feel more comfortable
going with somebody. – I already have an orgy
planned for that day but… (laughing)
– That was a really nice rejection. – Describe the perfect foreplay, what activities and for how long? – Drink! – [Richard] We’re letting
her off easy, man. – Have I ever popped into your head, while you were masturbating? And will it happen now that
we’ve asked the question? – Yes and yes. – Oh.
(laughing) – Have you ever had sex with you? It’s pretty good.
– Okay. – [Interviewer] Wait, when
did the breakup happen? – 2009. – [Interviewer] Did you
guys sleep with each other after the breakup? – No. – Did you say no? – Are you saying yes? – Didn’t we? Last year? – That’s true. I forgot. – [Interviewer] Was the
because you guys wanted to reconnect and maybe get back together? – No, it’s because I hadn’t
had sex in three years, and she said she’d help me out. It was very kind. – Oh my god. Describe three ways to
improve my physical appearance and general attractiveness. (laughing) Exactly! – Can you stand up? Okay, first things first, your shoes need to match your belt. Don’t take it off, keep them on. (laughing) In your pictures, you had
really close shaven hair. That looks really good. – Yup. – Third thing, don’t bite your nails. – Yeah. – I actually kind of wanna ask it back. Can I do that? – Nope, not doing that.
(woman laughing) – What’s an offensive opinion
you will never let go of? – People who drive Prius’
and Teslas are awful. – Oh, I drive a Tesla. – Yeah, see? – Whoa, we just met.
(woman laughing) All right, I got rid of it, so. – No, you still have it. – No.
– Don’t lie to me. – When was the last
time you lost your cool, what happened, how do
you feel about it now? Last time you lost your cool. – [Interviewer] Why are
you looking at your wife? (Richard laughs)
– What happened? – ‘Cause she’s actually the reason, the last time I lost my cool. (Monica laughs) I think probably the
last time I lost my cool is when I found out my wife cheated on me. I’ve gotten over it so, it’s something I don’t
care about anymore, so, I think something I’ll never worry about it.
– Did you know about it? – No, I didn’t know that. What made you guys stay together? – Kids and obviously,
we loved each other so. What would you do if you found out your husband cheated on you? – Aw man. I don’t know, I don’t know if I could work it out, I don’t know. We don’t have kids, so. – [Interviewer] Are you guys
dating anyone right now? – I’m not. – No, we just barely
came back into contact with one another. I blocked him for a year. – This is boring. – [Interviewer] Why did you block him? – ‘Cause he said some shitty shit. – [Interviewer] Have you forgiven him? – Yes. – Have you ever had a
threesome, or would you? – Yes, I’ve had a threesome. Have you ever had a threesome? – Yeah.
– Male, male, female? Female, female, male? – Yes. – Yes? (man laughing)
– Okay, so, real quick, I ask all my partners to get tested before I sleep with them. – Yeah, I’ll go get tested. – Do you even remotely
care what I think of you? – Not really. (women laughing)
It doesn’t matter. – [Interviewer] Did
you guys learn anything about each other? – Yeah, I learned I’m too short and shouldn’t have bought a Tesla. (woman laughing) – [Interviewer] Do you
guys think you would ever get back together? – I wouldn’t close the door on it, but definitely not right now. – [Interviewer] Do you guys
think you’d go on a second date? – Oh, 100%, yeah. – I definitely would. – I said that very confidently before hearing what you were gonna say. – No, I liked it! – [Interviewer] Would
you guys buy this game? – Yeah, I already, yeah,
I have this game, yeah. – Really?
– Yeah! I have a bunch of stupid games. – [Interviewer] Awesome,
cool, thank you guys. – Cheers!
(clapping) – Awesome, cheers, thanks.