DAD JOKES BY ALASTOR / (Angel, Ashley, Kellen, Niffty) Hazbin Hotel Animation – AnimatedMau

Alastor: Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? Angel: No, what about him? He won the NO-BELL prize! Ahahahaha! Ashley: ugh….. [laughing] Angel: wow. Niffty: ha. haha. ha. ha. Alastor: I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me! [WHEEZE] Angel: What the Fuck ??? Alastor: Yes, I’ve decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it was just gathering dust! [Laugh track] Angel: That’s what they do dude! [ashley dying] Alastor: What’s brown and sticky? Angel: What?
Kellen: a stick. Alastor: A stick! Angel: I was gonna say my, my poop. Niffty: Also, also Nutella. Angel: Yeah that too. Yeah. Alastor: uh Here’s a question, why can’t you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Angel: why not.. Because the ‘P’ is Silent! [Ashley Laughing in the Background]
Niffty: ha..ha.. Kellen: Angel, Angel… Angel: What Kellen? Kellen: what does James Bond do before bed? Angel: What. I don’t know I never fucked him. What is he do? Kellen: he goes… he goes undercover… [rip ashley and kellen] Ashley: Get the fuck out of here Kellen… Alastor: oh ashley! :3 Ashley: oh, oh no, what Al. Alastor: What do you get from a pampered cow? Ashley: I dont know, what… Alastor: SPOILED MILK! (Laughing) Alastor: Is that enough dad jokes? I can never tell. Ashley: I think it’s all proud of himself Alastor sounds whenever he delivers the punchline, that just- Alastor: Ooh! I have another question for you Ashley. Ashley: oh, why… Alastor: Can February March? Ashley: uh… I don’t know, can it? No, but April May! Ahahahaha! [rip everyone.] Angel: YOU FUCKING HACK! GET OFF THE STAGE!!! [ashley is still dead] Ashley: Angel, Let him, let him tell his jokes. it makes him happy. Alastor: How many more jokes do we need? Angel: Zero! Get Off The Stage!! [kellen and ashley both talking at once] Alastor: Hey, wanna hear a joke about paper? Ashley: Eeghh- no! haha… Alastor: Oh, that’s fine. It’s TEARABLE. (they all laugh except for angel) Alastor: I’d tell a joke about pizza as well, but it’s a little cheesy. [The end….]

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