Christmas Bar – SNL


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>>>I’M THINKING I WANT TO GO ICE SKATING THIS YEAR.
I HAVEN’T BEEN SINCE I WAS A KID.
>>EXCUSE ME. UM, THIS IS GOING TO SOUND
TOTALLY CRAZY, BUT DON’T I KNOW YOU FROM SOMEWHERE?
>>I DON’T THINK SO. I HAVE ACTUALLY NEVER BEEN TO
BROOKLYN. I’M VISITING.
>>IT’S JUST, I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M SAYING THIS.
I GUESS THERE’S SOMETHING ABOUT YOU, YOU KNOW?
IT’S JUST LIKE, IT’S COMFORTABLE.
LIKE, A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH AND TOMATO SOUP.
MMM.>>MY MOM USED TO MAKE THAT FOR
>>[ TOGETHER ]ME WHEN I WAS SICK.
>>YEAH, ME, TOO. I’M SORRY.
WHAT WAS YOUR NAME AGAIN?>>JESSICA.
>>JESSICA. THAT’S RIGHT.
I’M TONY. I’M NOT RICH OR NOTHING.
I JUST VOLUNTEER AT A HOME FOR THE ELDERLY.
WOULD YOU MAYBE WANT TO — TONY, DON’T DO THIS.
DO NOT DO THIS. WILL YOU MAYBE WANT TO HAVE
CHRISTMAS EVE DINNER WITH ME AND MY FAMILY?
>>CHRISTMAS EVE DINNER? WOW.
TONY, WE JUST MET. I DON’T REALLY KNOW.
>>EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME. I’M SORRY.
I NEVER INTERRUPT PEOPLE WHEN THEY’RE TALKING.
I HEARD LIKE AP AN ANGEL OR SOMETHING.
>>OH, ME?>>WOW, YEAH.
THERE IT GOES AGAIN. I’M JERRY.
I KNOW I’M NOTHING AND I JUST LOVE MY LITTLE DEAF SISTER.
WOULD YOU WANT TO HAVE DINNER WITH ME AND MY FAMILY?
>>EXCUSE ME, JERRY. IT YOU KEEP TALKING TO JESSICA
IT’S GOING TO MAKE ME WANT TO DO —
OH, DON’T SAY IT, TONY. IT’S GONNA WANNA TO MAKE ME WANT
TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS.>>OH, WOW.
I DON’T USUALLY STAND UP FOR MYSELF.
I USUALLY JUST LET GUYS WALK ALL OVER ME.
WHEN YOU DO THAT IT MAKES ME WANT TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
>>OH, NO, TONY, JERRY.>>WOW, YOU KNOW.
I USUALLY AIN’T LIKE THIS, BUT, UM, I THINK I’M GOING TO HAVE TO
STAB YOU.>>OH!
NO. I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M SAYING THIS
RIGHT NOW, BUT THAT REALLY HURT. NOW I’M LIKE, BLEEDING.
DON’T SAY IT, JERRY. DO NOT SAY IT.
BUT I’M REALLY BLEEDING.>>HEY, GUYS.
I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M DOING THIS RIGHT NOW.
I’M USUALLY REALLY SHY. BUT I GUESS I’M THE BOUNCER.
THIS IS STUPID. BUT I’VE GOT TO RESTRAIN YOU
RIGHT NOW.>>OKAY.
>>HEY, FELLOWS. I KNOW IT’S NONE OF MY BUSINESS,
I MEAN I NORMALLY WOULDN’T SPEAK UP AT A TIME LIKE THIS.
BUT I JUST CALLED 911. THEY CAN’T BELIEVE THAT THEY’RE
SAYING THIS. DON’T SAY THIS.
THEY’RE GOING TO BE HERE VERY SOON.
>>WHY ARE YOU BEING SHY? THIS MAN WAS JUST STABBED.
>>HEY, JESSICA. I KNOW I’M NOTHING SPECIAL, BUT
YOUR EYES SPARKLE LIKE THE MOONLIGHT.
>>HANG ON A SECOND. I’M JUST A SIMPLE GUY, BUT MY
GUT SAYS HE’S NOT RIGHT FOR YOU.>>YEAH, OBVIOUSLY.
[ SIREN ]>>ARE YOU OKAY?
>>OH, I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M GONNA ASK THIS.
IS THIS THE VICTIM YOU CALLED ABOUT?
>>YES.>>IT IS.
>>OKAY. AND OH, THIS IS TOTALLY INSANE.
WHY YOU DOING THIS, TRACY? BUT WE’RE GOING TO PUMP YOU WITH
10 CCs OF A CLOTTING AGENT.>>STAY STRONG, JERRY.
>>MISS JESSICA THIS MIGHT NOT BE THE MOST OPPORTUNE TIME.
IF YOU JUST GIVE ME ONE CHANCE I THINK YOU WILL FIND I’M A PRETTY
FUN GUY.>>OF COURSE YOU ARE, JERRY.
>>I SHOULDN’T BE INTERRUPTING BUT I THINK WE’RE LOSING HIM.
>>NOBODY ASKED ME, OR NOTHING, BUT I JUST SAW A LIGHT AND I
REALLY JUST WANT TO WALK TOWARDS IT.
>>THIS IS GOD. AND I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M ASKING
YOU THIS, BUT DO YOU WANT TO JOIN ME IN ETERNITY OR
SOMETHING?>>OH, MY GOD.
I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I’M HEARING, BUT, YEAH, I WOULD LIKE
THAT VERY MUCH.>>JERRY!
>>I FEEL SO SELF-CONSCIOUS. I CAN’T HELP WONDERING IF THIS
WHOLE THING WAS ALL MY FAULT.>>OF COURSE IT WAS.
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96 Replies to “Christmas Bar – SNL”

  1. Srinidhi Karthik B S says:

    too good.

  2. Kellie Reynolds says:

    i fucking love kyle mooney

  3. Ringo 1 says:

    I know I shouldn't be sayin this but… that was stoopid!!! 😜

  4. Jahlya Lee says:

    Kyle's accent is great

  5. BerzerK says:

    Looooool even god😂😂😂 didn't see that comin

  6. Mean Bean Productions says:

    This isn't vintage. It's a year old.

  7. Fuzzybucket says:

    can someone tell me wtf they were mocking? some kind of accent and dialect i assume

  8. Antonio Culiacán says:

    This is so Italian and mexican at the same time…it got me the second they say "im tony"

  9. Bidwellz9 says:

    you know what really makes snl shit……the old snl was fantastic ….because the only looked at the cards when needed, these people dont even learn lines they constantly are looking off into the distance which makes everything dumb, you take me out of the sketch instantly….you get 3000 dollars an episode, learn the fucking lines

  10. Yukikahime says:

    “I can’t believe I’m askin dis, but uh, you wanna join me in eternity or sumthin?” Lol I’m gone

  11. Kole Atanasov says:

    HIMYM vibes

  12. Richard Mayora says:

    Why is Kyle Mooney on this show?

  13. Videos For People says:

    Wow, New York has really become more polite lately.

  14. DravenGal says:

    I missed something…what was the point of this skit?

  15. Alicia Rodriquez says:

    Sweet

  16. Ricky Sanders says:

    I don't know why I like this so much.

  17. Caleb Connell says:

    stab him lol

  18. Caleb Connell says:

    son of a bitch I think I'm gonna have to stab lol

  19. DAMIEN MILLS says:

    Is the joke that Brooklyn people are shy and overly polite? Because I believe the stereotype is the opposite.
    Aren't all New Yorkers rude, self-centered, gave Italian accents, and try to kill anyone that looks at them funny?

  20. Salana Salamone Art says:

    do the life imitates art challenge starring casey affleck

  21. D Rodriguez says:

    I don’t understand it but I love it

  22. George Carlyon says:

    otf knives are illegal in NY

  23. Zippy says:

    I got super curious about the comments upon seeing this.

  24. Brian Smith says:

    so do only scumbag corporations advertise on this site? fucking Wells Fargo and GM? wells fartgo is notoriously crooked and GM turned a blind eye while people died because those cheap fuckstains couldn't bother to replace a 37¢ part…the citizens are disunited for a very good trumptreason

  25. cvt cvt says:

    I'm not going to say it. I'm too shy.

  26. Lookaway GRstay says:

    So is this what happened with screech?

  27. Zaythe Man says:

    Kenan is so funny

  28. Karianne Miller says:

    Oh God I can't believe I'm saying this… oh what am I doing, but I mean did ya'll see THE TOMBSTONE

  29. Kyle Veenema says:

    Great skit

  30. Paul Knighton says:

    I can't believe I'm saying this, oh, dont do this, Paul, but uh…this skit makes me laugh.

  31. Rine Berkhart says:

    Kyle Mooney❤

  32. Karan Rawat says:

    Kyle's accent is great just like the crazy roommate Chandler had🤣🤣

  33. Dee Lee says:

    Imagine…u n ya friends, doin this shit all day.

  34. xamurai00 says:

    Cant believe im gonna go there with this and im all embarrassed to even say it but… Do you gotta be A new Yorker to get this sketch?

  35. Lev1athan J3fe says:

    That's the bar from HIMYM

  36. alexander breschi says:

    Tony don’t do this

  37. alexander breschi says:

    I’m no expert but I think …

  38. jerrysizzler44 says:

    I don't get the joke at all. Are ppl from Brooklyn shy and polite? Cuz that's not what I hear about general New York.

  39. Salvador J Lopez says:

    https://youtu.be/IzgsaBGwap8 trailer for the movie Brooklyn that has a similar lead character named Tony

  40. Yates Webb says:

    when keenan comes in i died

  41. Shayan Bahador says:

    I can't believe im saying this but uh…dont say it Shayan… this skit made me laugh out loud or somethin'

  42. whales says:

    What are these accents

  43. Ribhu says:

    stabs a guy "i feel so self- conscious"

  44. booth says:

    this is, uh, insane that i'm even typin' this but… aw, gosh, just get out…. but this has gotta be the best comments thread ever, like one big like-minded community of inividuals enjoyin' the same type of humor or something, i dont know…

  45. Bongwater33 says:

    is this a joke about people from New York? who is this a parody of? Tell us, kids!

  46. Keebs says:

    Is that paddy’s pub?

  47. Bryan G says:

    Dude is this a Tony Danza sketch?

  48. 1whokncallthethunder says:

    I can't believe I'm asking this, but will SNL, uh, bring this sketch back?

  49. Chase Conger says:

    i would wish to do this on my death bed

  50. Angie Adams says:

    This is so embarrassing, but R.I.P. 😂😂😂😂

  51. James McDonald says:

    Completely not funny.

  52. NASA says:

    Justin Rolland would have been perfect for this skit

  53. Priscilla Jimenez says:

    What is this: Canadian kindness with NYC hustle? Lol

  54. Lily River says:

    Turned my phone off, started to read a book and all I could hear in my head was this accent reading the words to me

  55. Cherah Lindo says:

    😂😂😂😂😂

  56. IIIIIawesIIIII says:

    That's a nice thought experiment. What if men acted as innocent and shy about everything as when they approach a girl.
    Just shows that such people are in neither way less problematic and self-righteous than bold people.

  57. densidste88 says:

    Still one of the best..

  58. Harrison McKinney says:

    I never do this… and I can’t believe I’m sayin’ this but… I think this happens to Vanessa all the time.

  59. Earl of Wickshire says:

    What a shame, he won’t be able to have her over for dinner

  60. Declan Davis says:

    Kyle Mooney is actually a really good actor

  61. Tardersauce35 says:

    When your talkin to someone, then someone asks them out so you pull out a knife.

  62. luvzlara says:

    No puedo creelo per me gusto mucho Este skit

  63. Not Bill Gates says:

    I don’t usually do dissss

  64. Dean Summers says:

    This skit would have been golden with Christopher Walken

  65. Alex says:

    If everyone was a morty or a jerry… and there were no ricks

  66. Gulya Swift says:

    😆

  67. CANitDO says:

    this sketch wasnt good

  68. roybenari says:

    How does Kyle Mooney sound like a better Bostonian than Casey Aflek, an actual Bostonian?
    Oh, and ahh.. I can't believe I just said that.. What ahhh… are you doing, Roy? C'mon.
    And all that stuff

  69. RWS12234 says:

    This whole time I thought Afleck’s grungy beard was apart of the costume, lol. Nope. It’s real. 😄

  70. Misimaro Memes says:

    He shouldve said at the end like : "Nice guys finish last"

  71. Adam Malec says:

    Keenan sux!

  72. Sebastian Orellana says:

    Now I don't normally start random political arguments in the comments section, but, ah… don't say this Seb… does anyone else think that a universal healthcare system would probably, uh, work in everyday situations?

  73. Edie Moore says:

    The grave!!!!
    😂😂 I'm crying!!!!

  74. Edie Moore says:

    The grave!!!!
    😂😂 I'm crying!!!!

  75. Getthefuckoffmylawn says:

    I cant believe I'm gonna do this but….
    I'm gonna have to comment.

  76. FlimsySquid says:

    God Kyle is fantastic in this sketch 🤣

  77. Pete Pyeatt says:

    I usually don’t leave comments in the comment section but uh, I’m gonna have to say I thoroughly enjoyed this skit. And this is so embarrassing, but uh, I’m going to recommend this skit to my co-workers and all.

  78. fandude7 says:

    Kyle Mooney is the best.

  79. theEarthChildx says:

    LOL

  80. Jack Cannata says:

    I think this is the same set Seinfeld used when they would go to a bar. I think it was the episode where they thought that guy was on coke.

  81. Patrick M. says:

    Where is Sebastian Maniscalco?

  82. wynn says:

    Bro this is cringe bro

  83. Martial Race says:

    Is Brooklyn really like that?

  84. Nicholas Torres says:

    Everyone great… Keenan coming tru had me dyin'

  85. Madi Meyer says:

    I feel like Kyle Mooney looks like David Tennant as Doctor Who and Casey Affleck looks like Tennant in Broadchurch

  86. tassie uddin says:

    The way they kept adding characters I loved it

  87. Ubersnipe says:

    Brooklyn sounds really incredulous and bashful

  88. K'MAN 215 says:

    I'm in tears LMAO

  89. Marinka RMC says:

    To everyone who dislikes actors looking at cue cards?
    This is due to script changes. The writers on SNL are sort of insane. They change lines *all the time.* Mostly for time constraints.But sometimes just because Lorne 'doesn't like' a line.
    The ones that amaze me most are the actors who get a script change during commercial , and memorize it instantly. No cards.

  90. Arvn Blvk says:

    A1 sauce good

  91. Chana Shain says:

    This is so sweet awe 😥🥰

  92. Shounak Kulkarni says:

    I thought the first guy was playing Tony Soprano.

  93. M H says:

    This feels like a Kyle sketch

  94. Casey Lyons says:

    Oh man I know Casey Affleck is a douche and everything but this sketch is fantastic.

  95. Jameel Ja says:

    I realize this is an exaggerated skit of people from Brooklyn, but is this how they kinda act around there?

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