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Andy Cohen Dishes About Hitting Gay Bars With John Mayer


>>Stephen: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY. MY NEXT GUEST IS THE EMMY- AND
PEABODY-WINNING HOST OF “WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE” ON BRAVO. PLEASE WELCOME THE LOVELY ANDY
COHEN. ♪ ♪ ♪
( APPLAUSE )>>Stephen: HELLO?>>HELLO! GREAT TO SEE YOU.>>Stephen: YOU LOOK
ABSOLUTELY DASHING.>>THANK YOU.>>Stephen: I LOVE THE SUIT. I LOVE THE BIG WINDOW PANE, AND
THE TURTLENECK MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE EARLY STEVE McQUEEN, LATE
BROKAW. NOBODY ROCKS A TURTLENECK LIKE
BROKAW.>>SEMITIC STEVE McQUEEN IS
WHAT I WAS GOING FOR.>>Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS,
YOU MADE IT MARVEL CLAMBAKE TO YOU. LOOK IT UP. WATCH THE SHOW. YOU’LL LIKE IT. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? IS THIS FOR AND YOU YOUR FAMILY? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?>>THAT IS MOO AND MY MOM AND MY
SISTER TAKE A GINGERBREAD CLASS AT MY COUSIN’S BAKERY IN ST.
LOUIS.>>Stephen: A GINGER BRAEPPED
CLASS?>>A GINGERBREAD HOUSE-MAKING
CLASS. ISN’T THAT NICE WHAT I MADE? I WAS KIND OF COMPETING AGAINST
–>>THAT’S A PRETTY GOOD
GINGERBREAD HOUSE.>>EVERYBODY ELSE IN THE CLASS
WAS BETWEEN THE AGES OF SIX AND EIGHT AND ME IN THE CLASS AT
COMPANION BAKING IN ST. LOUIS. AND I WAS VERY COMPETITIVE WITH
THE OTHER KIDS. ( LAUGHTER )
AND I– I HATE TO SAY I WAS MOTT THE BEST IN– AT THE HOUSE.>>Stephen: IT HAS SOME
MEASURES ON THE SIDE. ONE MOM SAID, LOOKED SO MUCH
BETTER THE ONE MY SON AND I MADE, NICE WORK. YOU’RE COMPETITIVE AND YOU WON. CONGRATULATIONS.>>YES.>>Stephen: THAT’S REALLY
NICE.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: THAT’S REALLY
NICE. ALSO, CONGRATULATIONS, NEW NAME
FOR THE SHOW.>>OH, YES!>>Stephen: IT’S “WATCH WHAT
HAPPENS LIVE WITH ANDY COHEN.”>>CATCHY, RIGHT?>>Stephen: RIGHT.>>YEAH, YEAH.>>Stephen: SO WE’RE NOT
CONFUSED.>>EXACTLY. WAIT A MINUTE! WHO IS ON THAT SHOW!>>Stephen: ANY OTHER CHANGES
FOR THE SHOW?>>YEAH, WE’RE MOVING STUDIOS. WE’RE MOVING UPSTAIRS. RIGHT NOW WE’RE IN BASICALLY THE
ECLIFT A TICK TACK. THERE’S ROOM FOR ME, MY GUESTS
AND WE’RE MOVING TO THE SIZEAVE STUDIO APARTMENT IN MANHATTAN. WE HAVE A PERFORMANCE SPACE. VERY EXCITING. JANUARY 3 IS THE BIG MOVE.>>Stephen: THAT’S THE MOVE
WHEN YOU GO MAIN STREAM.>>OH, YEAH, MAJOR! TAKING THE SHOW MAJOR MAIN
STREAM, YEAH.>>Stephen: YOU HAVE ACTUALLY
MADE HISTORY, I WOULD SAY.>>YES.>>Stephen: WITH YOUR SHOW BY
INTRODUCING TO A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO MAY NOT KNOW ANY OF IT,
YIDDISH ON YOUR SHOW.>>I DO SPEAK A FAIR AMOUNT OF
YIDDISH ON THE SHOW. EVERY NIGHT ON THE SHOW AT THE
END I GIVE MY MATLE OF THE DAY, WHICH IS MY KIND OF SHOUT-OUT,
SHORTENING MAZEL TOV, OF COURSE. I DO THROW IN A FAIR AMOUNT OF
YIDDISH. EDDIE REDMAYNE WAS ON THE SHOW A
COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO AND I SAID WHAT WAS THE DEAL WITH THE MISH
GASH WITH ANNE HATHAWAY. AND HE GOES MIIVEID GASH. AND HE SAID I DON’T UNDERSTAND
WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT MY CAMERAMAN TURNED TO ME DURING
THE BREAK AND SAID I HAVE LEARNED MORE YIDDISH ON THIS
SHOW. IT WAS GREAT.>>Stephen: WELL, YOU ALWAYS
LEARN SOMETHING ON “WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE.”>>ALWAYS.>>Stephen: YOUR GOAL IS TO
EDUCATE AMERICA.>>THAT’S WHAT I DO.>>Stephen: YOU HAVE A NEW
BOOK, “NEW YORK TIMES” BESTSELLER “SUPERFICIAL. OF.” “SUPERFICIAL: MORE ADVENTURES
FROM THE ANDY COHEN DIARIES.” WHAT IS THE REVELATION? I UNDERSTAND YOU HAD TOW TEACH
JOHN MAYER ABOUT THE SIGNIFICANCE OF DIANA ROZ.>>THAT IS TRUE.>>Stephen: THERE IS NO WAY
JOHN MAYER DID NOT KNOW HOW SIGNIFICANT DIANA ROSS WAS.>>IT’S A DIARY OF TWO YEARS OF
MY LIFE, AND DURING THIS, I TOOK A ROAD TRIP WITH YAWN FROM L.A. TO SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA.>>Stephen: HOW DID THAT
HAPPEN? WAS THIS JUST FOR FUN?>>WE WERE GOING TO SEE THE
GRATEFUL DEAD, ACTUALLY, THEIR 50th ANNIVERSARY SHOW.>>Stephen: WHAT!>>YEAH.>>Stephen: REALLY?>>I’M A BIG DEADHEAD —
>>ON MOPEDS? HOW DID YOU DO THIS?>>WE WERE IN THIS BIG– OH,
THIS EARTH ROAMER OF JOHN’S.>>Stephen: WHAT IS AN EARTH
ROAMER?>>IT’S A BIG-ASS CAR, AND
THAT’S OUR TRUCK KIND OF. IT’S THE MOST HETEROVEHICLE I
HAVE EVER BEEN IN, IN MY LIFE, BASICALLY. YEAH, IT’S AWESOME. SO WHILE WE’RE GOING THERE, WHAT
HAPPENS BUT MARRIAGE EQUALITY PASSES THE SUPREME COURT.>>Stephen: WHILE YOU’RE
DRIVING?>>WHILE WE’RE DRIVING UP THERE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).>>Stephen: YOU’RE IN THE SAN
FRANCISCO FOR THE WEEKEND?>>YEAH. I SAID TO JOHN, “DUDE, MARRIAGE
EQUALITY PASSED AND F.Y.I., IT’S GAY PRIDE IN SAN FRANCISCO. I’M GOING OUT TONIGHT.” AND HE GOES, “I’M GOING WITH
YOU, JUST SO YOU KNOW. I WANT TO CELEBRATE WITH YOU.” SO WE WENT TO A BAR CALLED THE
POWER HOUSE BECAUSE GAY BARS HAVE VERY KIND OF STRONG NAMES,
LIKE POWER HOUSE! CHAMS! MAN HOLE! LIKE, YOU KNOW, THEY’RE LIKE
STRONG NAMES. YOU UNDERSTAND.>>Stephen: I’M IN, I’M IN. YEAH, YEAH, SURE
( LAUGHTER ).>>IT’S EVERYTHING. IT’S A CELEBRATION, YOU KNOW. AND DIANA ROSS, OF COURSE, IS
PLAYING– AS SHE MIGHT IN THAT SITUATION.>>Stephen: YEAH.>>AND I SAID, YOU KNOW WHAT
THIS IS, RIGHT? AND HE WAS LIKE, “FILL ME IN,
MAN. WHAT–” AND SO I HAD TO GIVE HIM
A QUICK TUTORIAL ON THE SIGNIFICANCE OF MY SUPREME
QUEEN. ( LAUGHTER ).>>Stephen: WOW.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: I MIGHT NOT EVEN
UNDERSTAND THE FULL SIGNIFICANCE AT THIS POINT.>>I DON’T THINK THERE’S TIME IN
THIS SEGMENT.>>Stephen: OKAY. I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU’RE
THINKING ABOUT HAVING KIDS. “A” CONGRATS, MAZEL BABY, MAZEL.>>THANK YOU, THANK YOU.>>Stephen: SECOND OF ALL,
WHY? WHAT IS IT
( LAUGHTER ) IT’S NOTALLY EASY.>>THERE ARE MOMENTS IN THE BOOK
I’M LOOKING FOR GREATER MEANING IN MY LIFE. THE BOOK, OF COURSE,INGS IS
CALLED “SUPERFICIAL.” THAT’S ANOTHER STORY. THAT IS ONE OF THE DIALOGUES IN
THE BOOK. YOU KNOW, WHY NOT?>>Stephen: WHY NOT? SO YOU CAN TEACH THEM MAKING
GINGERBREAD HOUSES. JUST BE CAREFUL, LISTEN, YOU’RE
NOT THAT MUCH YOUNGER THAN I AM, AND LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL YOUR SKIN
IS.>>THANK YOU.>>Stephen: YOU HAVE SOME
CHILDREN, ALL THE MOISTURIZER IN THE WORLD WILL NOT STOP THIS
FROM HAPPENING.>>WHAT!>>Stephen: THINK ABOUT IT?>>I HAVE THE FACCI TO PROTECT.>>Stephen: WHAT IS FACCI?>>THE FACE.>>Stephen: I THOUGHT IT WAS
MORE YIDDISH. ANDY LOVELY TO SEE YOU. CONGRATULATIONS ON THE SHOW, AND
THE BOOK “SUPERFICIAL” IS NOW IN STORES. ANDY COHEN, EVERYBODY.

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